STOP PRETENDING

blackshikamaru:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

shout out to op for singlehandedly resurrecting the twilight fandom and subsequently giving us all a second chance to discourse abt every aspect of this series

somecutething:

A gentle old man 👴🏼

actuallyblind:

patrexes:

fun fact my cat & i are both blind so we accidentally run into each other sometimes, but bc im much louder than he is, when we get close to each other he chirps to warn me he’s there

Thank u for sharing this is beautiful solidarity

bangurz:

the bugs in my room when I turn off the light

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mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

coldfeetonthekitchenfloor:

“It’s like you were the only one that even gave a damn when the sky broke open. Like you were the only one to see it, the only one to stand beside me and mourn all that alive. Like we were the only ones in the world to see things. There are words out there for me to put here for you but I can’t find them, I hope you find them in-between the lines of the sun rays that fall out of your eyes. It takes time to learn a language built upon weighted eyes, I’m learning for you. You see I was in the cold for almost too long, and when you showed me warm, I had to try and hold my gratitude inside where it burned as you gave it to everyone until shivers were all you had left. And that’s what makes a human; for a God, as powerful as it is, doesn’t have the ability of self-sacrifice. And what’s the point in a God if it isn’t human.”

rooksandravens:

yesbitemeharder:

luvmangosdope:

aphextwinselectedambientworks:

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

Why tf we ain’t got these?

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

deffiiance:

Brendon Urie and Audrey Kitching

Can I just…

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Look at them

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This is a thing that actually happened

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I’m not really sure if either of them took a bath during this relationship

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This is kinda hard to look at, but

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MySpace could never

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The 2006 love story

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Clean pores have left the chat

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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ohdionne:

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

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